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Ailsa-H
#1 Posted : Saturday, September 04, 2010 9:02:58 AM Quote
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If you liked the panda joke, the book 'Eats Shoots and Leaves' has a few other gems. My favourite is:

A woman without her man is nothing.

A woman: without her, man is nothing!
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RichC
#2 Posted : Saturday, September 04, 2010 9:12:33 AM Quote
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LOL ThumpUp

hehe ..now looking on amazon for that book ;)
I tried to find other good panda jokes ..but looks like that one is the best and most common :)

Rich ( a man who is something !)
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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BarbieGirl
#3 Posted : Saturday, September 04, 2010 9:18:01 PM Quote
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I have that book lying around somewhere, it does have some real gems!! will have to try to find itSmile
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Maria_R
#4 Posted : Saturday, September 04, 2010 9:54:30 PM Quote
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the notices that always make me smile are those like the ones on the tube escalators- 'dogs must be carried'- like, won't they let you on if you're not carrying a dog???
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LynW
#5 Posted : Sunday, September 05, 2010 8:37:23 AM Quote
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LOL Smile LOL Smile LOL Smile

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Kathleen_C
#6 Posted : Sunday, September 05, 2010 2:10:18 PM Quote
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My real, absolute, pet hate is seeing a board advertising "Pie`s, Pea`s and chip`s."

Kathleen x
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RichC
#7 Posted : Sunday, September 05, 2010 3:34:53 PM Quote
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hehe Kathleen .. just found a society web page you would love .

The apostrophe protection Society :)
http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/

Rich
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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Jan
#8 Posted : Monday, September 06, 2010 10:04:31 AM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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#9 Posted : Monday, September 06, 2010 3:55:45 PM Quote
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BigGrin BigGrin BigGrin
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